Eat sleep tan read draw write swim = past few days

I am actually so fucking angry at myself right now. I just can’t believe I did what I did.

On the plus side today was great and I spent it on a sailboat in the mediterranean sea. We sailed around playing bob marley and other great music, cliff dived, went snorkeling, jumped off the roof of the boat and tanned so much I’m basically the colour of a gram cracker… Well.. No but you get it. Today was good but seeing what I just saw makes me feel pretty fucking stupid and so angry at myself. Hooray.

Someone Skype me so I can show them bodrum. As an added bonus I’ll throw in seeing my sunglasses tan lines

I think I’m the only person who legitimately enjoys swimming at night

I should write a book called “How to lose followers By having the perfect blog”

I find myself increasingly angry the more I realise how little I really mean to anyone. Which doesnt make sense because I shouldn’t be angry. But yeah.. I just keep getting more and more angry about not being loved. I just don’t get what I’m doing So wrong you know? Why aren’t I good enough?

So ideal life includes living in cinque terre, furnishing my house with turkish things, living with my soulmate, lots of sex, maybe a cat, tons of painting .. And tons of traveling.. Everywhere… Going on those helpful building houses and schools trips .. Being very childish .. And eating endless amounts of food without getting fat. The end.

Oh and listening to tons of great music… Maybe making some ..

CAN I LIVE INISTANBUL PLEASE

you sly fox.

Did you know that obsessions with belly buttons are usually common in toddlers? 

You have to be 13 to use this site. 

STOP ASKING ME ABOUT MY BELLY BUTTON

go away Monsieur spam.. you are not welcome here autobot